Like Harris, Like Really

OMG, hey besties! It’s me, Brittany Bamboozle, CFP — your fave Certified Financial Planner and, like, political expert or whatever. So, like, let’s talk about why everyone should totally vote for Kamala Harris, ‘kay? I mean, it’s, like, SO obvious she’s the only choice. First of all, she has, like, the BEST hair. Like, way better than Donald Trump’s weird orange cotton candy thing. Kamala’s hair is, like, shiny, bouncy, and SO boss babe. Like, she could be in a shampoo commercial. Yas queen! 💁‍♀️✨

And, like, can we talk about how Kamala can DANCE? Have you seen her? She’s got, like, moves for days. She’s all smooth and, like, totally knows how to vibe. I bet she could, like, win Dancing with the Stars in a heartbeat. And then there’s Trump, who just, like, flails his arms like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees or something. So cringe.

Oh, and her smile? Ugh, to die for. Kamala’s smile is, like, warm and glowy, like she just found a sale at Nordstrom or something. Trump’s smile is, like, grumpy grandpa who lost his remote. Not cute.

And let’s not forget the planes, okay? Kamala’s got, like, the coolest rides. I mean, Air Force Two? It’s basically, like, a flying fashion show. Way cooler than Trump’s old plane, which is, like, super last season.

So yeah, vote Kamala, babes. She’s got the hair, the dance moves, the smile, and the vibes. Duh. 💅🗳️