Woklness

It’s truly fascinating how some individuals have developed an extraordinary talent for being perpetually offended, especially when they skillfully inject woke narratives into discussions where they’re about as relevant as a screen door on a submarine. One could almost admire the sheer commitment to outrage, if not for the suspicion that such relentless sensitivity might hint at some underlying cognitive quirk—perhaps a malfunction in the critical thinking department.

After all, jumping to conclusions faster than a caffeinated kangaroo on a pogo stick and crusading against imagined injustices takes a certain flair for missing the point. It’s as if they’ve mastered the art of ignoring context entirely, treating every topic like an opportunity to showcase their moral superiority. It raises the question: is this a genuine pursuit of progress, or a sophisticated form of mental gymnastics that’s left them spinning in circles, disconnected from reality? Perhaps the real issue isn’t the world—it’s the wiring.